(See Part I here, and Part II here.)
Ah, Tuscany. La Toscana. Birthplace of the Renaissance. Prior to our trip, I was most excited to see (and photograph) those infamous Tuscan landscapes; I daydreamed of driving on winding roads, going up and down rolling hills, passing between farms and vineyards, sipping wine and watching sunsets in the fields outside our agriturismo.
“Go out the door, turn left, walk two blocks and the garage will be on your left.”
I’d never rented a car outside of the US before, and part of me was worried about driving on tiny roads with unfamiliar traffic laws in a place where the native language is one that I don’t speak. But we wanted to visit Tuscany, and there’s not exactly a public transportation option for touring the region. And besides, “road-tripping through Tuscany” has quite a ring to it.
So there we were, lugging all of our bags—again—from the rental car office to the actual garage itself, which was inexplicably located a few blocks away on a tiny street in the center of Rome.
We’d requested the smallest automatic-transmission car available. We didn’t need much room, and smaller cars require less gas, not to mention being easier to squeeze into tight European streets. What we ended up with was a brand-new Audi A4—not only bigger than we’d expected, but its newness only served to heighten my trepidation.
As I hesitantly pulled the car up the ramp to exit the garage and onto the one-way street above, I realized I would not be able to easily make the turn. There was a line of scooters and motorcycles on my left, and in front of me a parked car sticking out into the street. “Okay, breathe. Slow and steady,” I told myself as I tried to angle the Audi.
SQURRRMMP!!
I’d rubbed the mud flap of one of the motorcycles with my rear driver’s-side door.
Suddenly, like a scene from a movie where Superman appears out of nowhere to save someone from being pinned under a vehicle, my wife jumps out of the car and physically lifts the motorcycle so that I can make the turn. Only, now she can’t figure out how to leave the bike. Traffic is piling up, horns are blaring. Not knowing where the kickstand is located, she tries leaning it on another bike, but fears it will create a domino effect, knocking over several more. Some men (two or three) run over to try to help. As soon as one of them has a hand on the bike, Christina jumps back into the car, and we pull away from the scene.
And that’s the story of how we got out of Rome with our rental car, while upending only a single motorcycle. (And luckily the mud flap left no damage.)